Or maybe Bill Pullman???
Anyways, Independence day 2009!!!! Who else wants to punch some fucking aliens? I tell ya what, let's punch them with ice cold beer, lemonade (for all my homies in AA, and for my homies who like to mix it with their PBR), kiddie pools, mayonnaise-based salads, chips, short shorts, and totally excusable outfits of only red, white and blue.
I am not being ironic. Anybody else remember a patriotic holiday in the last many years in which you did NOT say "I'm not really into the USA, I just like fireworks and getting wasted"? Not this year, guys!
It is a year to celebrate for many, many reasons. We are wearing shades not only because it is a million degrees and we are Oregonians, but because our futures are so goddamn bright.
Get out there, my bitches, and do it fucking right.
Anyways, Independence day 2009!!!! Who else wants to punch some fucking aliens? I tell ya what, let's punch them with ice cold beer, lemonade (for all my homies in AA, and for my homies who like to mix it with their PBR), kiddie pools, mayonnaise-based salads, chips, short shorts, and totally excusable outfits of only red, white and blue.
I am not being ironic. Anybody else remember a patriotic holiday in the last many years in which you did NOT say "I'm not really into the USA, I just like fireworks and getting wasted"? Not this year, guys!
It is a year to celebrate for many, many reasons. We are wearing shades not only because it is a million degrees and we are Oregonians, but because our futures are so goddamn bright.
Get out there, my bitches, and do it fucking right.
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